Computer Aided Dating

Sarah... The FiremeN... and ThingS thaT ChangE witH TimE... ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ—  

Paulxx001 64M  
8997 posts
10/19/2021 9:35 am

Last Read:
10/31/2021 7:24 pm

Sarah... The FiremeN... and ThingS thaT ChangE witH TimE... ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ—

I was lucid. Sarah, was a bit tipsy as she lurched out of my car. She grinned and blew me a kiss, then turned around and gave me a 'wiggle' with her tight LEVIS bum. Her house was over on the corner. And that's where she strode, framed like a blue fairy โ€” into the haze of that moonlight glare.

She almost stumbled at her gate then gingerly followed the brown brick path to the backyard. I sat there and watched, you know, to make sure she was safe and all. Then โ€” clamping onto the railing โ€” she slowly climbed those crooked green steps of the veranda. Finally, she'd reached that rickety screen door.

The EXPLOSION blew her right off the porch and flung her tumbling โ€” fortunately โ€” onto the tall green grass of her lawn. She narrowly missed smashing her head on that big old maple tree. My ears were ringing like roaring trains as I ran to her. After the smoke had cleared โ€” and the firemen and paramedics had left โ€” those who were lingering had concluded; it must have been a random gas leak. But I knew a secret and the shocking truth โ€” and it's a story that no one would believe.

It all began last...

"Pardon me."

I was startled by a loud voice and looked up from my laptop.

The man standing in front of me โ€” that guy in the 'Coldplay' t-shirt โ€” had interrupted my finger-clicking thoughts and asked me a question. Did I know if there was an electronics store nearby? Which was a dumb query because THERE it was โ€” in the strip mall, a massive sign within sight of that coffee shop where I sat.

I looked at him... and pointed out the window.

Now, back to my tale.

Damn... I forgot what the fuck... I was about to say. I HATE when that happens, don't you? I must be getting old, but I'm in denial. It'll come to me. ๐Ÿ˜ถ

..........

If you remember your passwords, you'll have everything! ๐Ÿ˜Š



Paulxx001 64M  
21950 posts
10/19/2021 9:35 am

Can you accept the fact that you're starting to age, or are you fighting reality with DENIAL and PHARMACEUTICALS ? ๐Ÿค”


Paulxx001 64M  
21950 posts
10/19/2021 9:36 am

(*I'm still wondering what Sarah's story was. Why would anyone want to blow her up, and what's her secret? *) ๐Ÿค”


GhostofH 62M
22274 posts
10/19/2021 10:33 am

Great to see you are still writing, Paul.... *grins*


Paulxx001 replies on 10/20/2021 1:01 am:
I guess if you consider a paragraph for a pulp fiction mystery โ€” writing.
My take on Fried Green Tomatoes? lol ๐Ÿ˜‚.. Yeah, gotta work on that.

Damn it's cold here this morning. ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ—โ—

spunkycumfun 61M/66F  
39465 posts
10/19/2021 10:35 am

That's teasing not revealing the ending!


Paulxx001 replies on 10/20/2021 1:03 am:
Ending? ๐Ÿค”
I haven't got a proper beginning and a middle yet. That's why I cheated. lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
I'm working on it.

superbjversion2 66F
23771 posts
10/19/2021 11:25 am

So....Sarah forgot to turn off the burner in the meth lab again??!

I fully accept my entry into second childhood, though I'm hoping brain transplants into smokin' hot fembot bodies happens while I'm still alive to take advantage of the technology.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


Paulxx001 replies on 10/20/2021 2:32 am:
Hmmm... THAT'S plausible
I was thinking some sort of love tryst perhaps get the town priest involved and throw in an illegitimate kid in there?
AND... that meth lab, on the side โ€” with gang members going after a part of her business? ๐Ÿค” lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
Pulp fiction co-lab? ๐Ÿ˜Žโ—โ—

Or that brain transplant into a robot (realistic human form) โ€” live for a thousand years?
All relevant parts would work. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ”ฅ

scoupe42 58M  
12874 posts
10/19/2021 1:43 pm

Glad, hot Sarah still OK! About the other story, sometimes we have two stories on our mind at the same time! When it hapens again, just have a piece a paper for each story! There was times, two different piece of paper myself. Maybe this is a sign you need to blogs more.


Paulxx001 replies on 10/20/2021 2:33 am:
I've dig it outta my brain with a screw driver. lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
Thanks for the tip! ๐Ÿ‘

author51 58F  
126320 posts
10/19/2021 10:53 pm

That mid-life sometimers mind will get us every time my friend..Love it...xoxo

You can never have enough JOY in your life...xoxo

SEDUCE ME TONIGHT


Paulxx001 replies on 10/20/2021 2:35 am:
I'll be sure to make more notes next time. That's why I always carry a pen. Damn... I've forgotten how to use THAT thing.
Got your PC issue resolved yet? ๐Ÿค”

Only_one_14 52F
4178 posts
10/19/2021 11:19 pm

Iโ€™m already experiencing mind black out. I have to keep asking myselfโ€ฆ. Why am I in this room for? What did I want? I talk to myself. It helps.
I am trying to grow old gracefully ๐Ÿ˜˜

A Man who knows how to use his tongue is extremely useful!


Paulxx001 replies on 10/20/2021 2:37 am:
You talk to yourself as well? โ— โ—
And I thought I was the only one. You're right, it DOES help! ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘

smartasswoman 64F  
35300 posts
10/20/2021 12:39 am

Denial all the way! Itโ€™s not just a river in Egypt!


Paulxx001 replies on 10/20/2021 2:41 am:
I'm leaning towards pharma and more exercise. ๐Ÿ˜ถ

Hey (*of course, shit happens to me in bunches *) my cable converter blew up and guess what's replaced THAT junk box? ๐Ÿค”
Yep โ€” podcasts. Go for it figure, huh?
Thanks for the heads up. Who knew? ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

PonyGirl1965 56F
20225 posts
10/20/2021 12:56 am

Age is just a number!
I hope she doesn't kneel on her bewbies! Ouch!


Paulxx001 replies on 10/20/2021 2:42 am:
Age IS a number, until you sprain an elbow opening up a jar of pickles ๐Ÿฅ’. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
Ya know what I mean? ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ˜‚โ—โ—

smartasswoman 64F  
35300 posts
10/20/2021 11:37 am

You're choosing podcasts over TV? I'm impressed! I'm firmly entrenched in watching Netflix/Hulu etc in the evening.


Paulxx001 replies on 10/20/2021 5:06 pm:
The thing is... I used to have 80, maybe 90 channels? Who knows? And once I'd get started I'd be hooked and stuff โ€” around the house and things โ€” just wasn't getting done. And what was I watching? Alien conspiracies, Robot Battles, Life of The Octopus, Highlights of the 2003 Masters Tournament, NFL football (of which ten minutes were interesting). My gosh, if I had Netflix I'd be watching 24/7.
I've realized that self-control was a number on my remote. So... I'm trying this NEW lifestyle. So far... it's interesting. Plus, the money I'm saving will be put towards buying a SERIOUSLY kick-ass sound system in my car.
Yeah ๐Ÿ˜Ž We'll see. It takes thirty days to make (or break) a habit, right?

Anything good on Halo and Netflix?
Not that I care... ๐Ÿ˜Š lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

mc_justmc 61M  
6851 posts
10/20/2021 5:03 pm

I've had to change my password on most of the sites I visit, either I forgot them or they're fucking up, I think they're fucking up.


Paulxx001 replies on 10/20/2021 7:40 pm:
I used to have an application that 'auto generated a crack proof password
It held ALL my passwords in a library and automatically filled any site I'd enter. THAT, application had a password โ€” that warned me โ€” was NOT recoverable. Guess what? Yep, I forgot the MASTER password. Ask me how fucked up I was? What... a... cluster! ๐Ÿ˜–
NOW, I've flipped to something really easy to remember; Paulxx001
I'm kidding, but I'm almost not. Sheesh...
There's gotta be a better way! No? ๐Ÿค” โ— โ—

silk_petal_rose 58F
2317 posts
10/20/2021 9:54 pm

WRITE THEM ALL DOWN and keep the paper within arms reach............lol

silky...


Paulxx001 replies on 10/21/2021 1:42 am:
That's an EXCELLENT suggestion and one I've considered.
Now, if I could only remember all the websites and services I'm a member of. lol OMG... ๐Ÿ˜‚โ—

I think my new system works... ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ‘

EroticMusings2 57F  
551 posts
10/21/2021 11:20 pm

Such a tease, love it!

*Creative Outlets of All Forms thru Me*


Paulxx001 replies on 10/22/2021 8:15 am:
lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ Glad to know someone is laughing along with me. ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ‘ โ—

secret_lade 47F
8811 posts
10/22/2021 2:14 am

There is no other choice but denial.... Until I kneel down and struggle to stand back up. Good lord.... My mind feels 18, my body feels 100.


Paulxx001 replies on 10/22/2021 8:25 am:
Hmmm... interesting.
I'm feeling (*was feeling *) 33, and I've been frozen there. Everything had fallen into place โ€” if you know what I mean; fitness, job, family, car, house, relationship. Mentally I'm still that age, but physically? *ugh*
Yep, denial

Eighteen is a great age. Any reason you're hooked on that number? ๐Ÿค”

loneleix 61M
926 posts
10/24/2021 8:28 am

My thought is that the older I get the harder I have to work to stay in shape. I'm now up to two workouts a day and still climbing trying to do so. Eventually, I think I will have time for nothing but working out and then what??

I'm only halfway kidding here. Still.... I do find that the more exercise I get the better my mind works. I know that has not always been the case but it does seem to be that way now (of course if my mind were NOT working well; how would I know?)


Paulxx001 replies on 10/24/2021 2:04 pm:
It's funny that you mention exercise; I've noticed the SAME thing! I've gotta find a more efficient way to stay in shape.
I'm thinking of adding yoga to my routine. I've heard so many positive things about it. ๐Ÿ˜ถ โ— โ—

sexyldy1000 61F  
9359 posts
10/24/2021 5:48 pm

Can you accept the fact that you're starting to age, or are you fighting reality with DENIAL and PHARMACEUTICALS ?
Definitely not in denial. It's one of the reasons I decided earlier this year to embrace my 'grey'. The only drugs I have ever taken are prescriptions ones and not going to change now.
Your story reminds me of some of the crime-based fiction that I read (minus the romance).

Stimulate my mind and letโ€™s see what happens ๐Ÿ˜Š.
Lest We Forget


Paulxx001 replies on 10/25/2021 1:19 am:
Embracing reality is always a valid option! ๐Ÿ‘ Periodic escape, in any form one chooses, is another temporary choice people make. You have the occasional drink, dontcha? I'd join you in a glass... or two of Chablis. ๐Ÿฅ‚
So โ€” as an experienced mystery reader โ€” what do you think is Sarah's secret, and who would try and blow her up?
It's never who you suspect it is. ๐Ÿค” lol ๐Ÿ˜‚

Paulxx001 replies on 10/25/2021 1:22 am:
The romantic angle might be dubious, otherwise they'd be spending the night together. And she only blew him a kiss. ๐Ÿ˜

1seeking1 56F
3750 posts
10/25/2021 1:40 pm

When will we hear the end of Sarahs story?
Yes we all are aging, embracing my grey hair, writing things down good idea, sometime I forget where the paper is or forget the grocery list at home..


Paulxx001 replies on 10/25/2021 3:59 pm:
Sarah's tale of international intrigue and mystery?
I'm working on it. ๐Ÿ‘

I HATE it when I go to the trouble of getting a list ready โ€” and then forget it at home on the counter. *ugh*
When I slow things down, take my time, I get more done; than when I rush around. Are you the same? ๐Ÿค”
As long as I don't forget where I put the car keys, I'll be ok. I have a special spot for those guys now! ๐Ÿ˜Š Don't ask. ๐Ÿ˜”

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