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I need a new vice.
Posted:Dec 19, 2010 9:08 pm
Last Updated:Dec 24, 2010 2:05 pm
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There has got to be a better vice than eating too many Christmas cookies. If I'm going to be feeling guilty I should be having more fun.

Prof
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Santa's list
Posted:Dec 15, 2010 7:12 pm
Last Updated:Jan 11, 2016 6:40 pm
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I sent my list to Santa. I think he blushed.

Prof
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Manly acts
Posted:Dec 11, 2010 5:34 am
Last Updated:Dec 12, 2010 6:18 am
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Guess my manly act for the day is snow-blowing...sigh.

Prof
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Potter geek
Posted:Nov 26, 2010 8:32 pm
Last Updated:Jan 11, 2016 6:41 pm
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Truth in advertising, I am a total Harry Potter geek. Read all the books countless times. Just saw the latest movie and enjoyed it more than any of the others.

Thought I should be honest.

Prof
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Variations on a Theme - story
Posted:Nov 21, 2010 6:13 am
Last Updated:Dec 29, 2021 8:42 pm
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Alternate beginnings rather than endings. I hope you like the new story.

Prof
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yikes book 3
Posted:Nov 19, 2010 8:20 pm
Last Updated:Jan 11, 2016 6:41 pm
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Ok, checking out a bit of hot sex on someones cam is great fun...until their little starts wandering around on the bed...eyeballing a a blow job from up close.

Still counts as yikes.

Prof
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I stand corrected
Posted:Nov 13, 2010 6:49 am
Last Updated:Jan 11, 2016 6:41 pm
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I've made some snide comments regarding some cam broadcasts I've stumbled across, but credit where credit is due.

I was totally impressed this morning when I stumbled across a 40-something real woman (aka not a professional "model" advertising here) dancing around her kitchen looking very sexy in red thong, thigh high black lace stockings before NINE AM.

That sort of energy and desire deserves a pat on the back(side). Goes good with my morning coffee as well.

Have a great Saturday.

Prof
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All the right holes
Posted:Nov 6, 2010 9:03 pm
Last Updated:Jan 11, 2016 6:42 pm
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Playful64 shared this. Thought it was a hoot.

An old lady dies and goes to heaven.
She's chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates
when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams.

Don't worry about that,' says St. Peter,
'It's only someone having the holes drilled into her shoulder blades for the wings.'

The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation. A few minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams. 'Oh my Goodness,' says the old lady, 'now what is happening?'

'Not to worry,' says St. Peter,
'She's just having her head drilled to fit the halo.'

'I can't do this,' says the old lady, 'I'm going to hell.'

'You can't go to that nasty place,' says St. Peter.
'You'll be and taken advantage of.'

'Maybe so,' says the old lady, but I've already got the holes for that.'
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Thongs???
Posted:Nov 4, 2010 5:45 pm
Last Updated:Nov 4, 2010 7:21 pm
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Ok ladies, do or do not thongs feel good to wear. They obviously look very sexy. However if regular underwear were to...uhm...form...themselves to the position a thong typically resides in they would cry out for adjustment. Are they just an affectation you put up with to entice someone or do you enjoy the feel as well as the social result.
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Roll in the hay
Posted:Oct 16, 2010 8:43 am
Last Updated:Sep 8, 2019 6:18 am
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Good morning all. Coffee in hand I'm looking out the window. The yard is full of huge crunchy maple leaves. They remind me of the times when rolling in them was as much fun as a roll in the hay now. I guess there are lots of other activities that transform as you move from childhood to adulthood.

Dressing up for Halloween...dressing up for foreplay.

Playing hide and seek in the neighborhood...playing hide and seek in the bedroom.

You show me yours I'll show you mine...You broadcast yours and I'll broadcast mine.

Head, shoulders, knees and toes...cock, breasts, pussy, and ass (guess some people keep the toes in the mix.)

Truth or dare (touch your tongue to that subzero flagpole or gate)...Truth or dare (touch your tongue to this pole or gate)

Gonna rake now. Hope to roll later.

Prof
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Reply to OMG, I'm on fire
Posted:Oct 3, 2010 6:34 am
Last Updated:Jan 11, 2016 6:37 pm
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Greeneyes posted a story to her blog. I am in no way shape or form into the pain of others...but omfg that was a funny tale. Here is the link to her's.

Reminds me of a time in grad school. A friend had spent the night and I was getting cleaned up standing at the bathroom sink in my pajama bottoms. She was standing in the open bathroom doorway talking to me while I shaved. Going for playfully flirty I slapped a bit of aftershave first on one cheek then the other. Then with a bit of a leer I pulled out my waist band and flicked a shake of aftershave down my pants. Big mistake. I went quickly from grinning to grimacing to ripping off my pants and jumping in the shower. Fortunately she was into "funny" more than "cool."
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Rain - new story
Posted:Sep 25, 2010 6:19 am
Last Updated:Oct 16, 2016 8:33 pm
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It has been quite a while since I tried some fiction. Be gentle.
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Sex should be...
Posted:Aug 20, 2010 1:16 pm
Last Updated:Jan 11, 2016 6:38 pm
6051 Views

Sex should be like coffee, something that you want daily to get your motor running, to perk up your spirit, to make the chores of the day go more effortlessly.

Or

Sex should be like cheesecake, enjoyable but you don't want to have too much because while it is nice it might be bad for you.

Amazing both opinions can exist in the same house.
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