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... Do Whatever You Want  

Weeload2 59M
537 posts
12/25/2021 2:24 pm
... Do Whatever You Want

Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect desert camping and riding trip.

Two days before the group is supposed to leave, Rob's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Rob;s friends are very upset that he can't go, but there's nothing they can do.

Two days later, the three get to the camping site only to find Rob sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and supper cooking on the fire.

"Dang man, how long have you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go ?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday," Rob begins. "Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said 'guess who ?" I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new see-through nightie.

She took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose pedals all over. On the bed were handcuffs and ropes !

She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and I did. And then she said, 'Now, you can do whatever you want.'

So here I am."




~Wee~

π•‹π•™π•’π•Ÿπ•œπ•€ 𝕗𝕠𝕣 π•“π•–π•šπ•Ÿπ•˜ π•ͺ𝕠𝕦


Weeload2 59M
1104 posts
12/25/2021 2:24 pm

Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect desert camping and riding trip.

Two days before the group is supposed to leave, Rob's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Rob’s friends are very upset that he can't go, but there's nothing they can do.

Two days later, the three get to the camping site only to find Rob sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and supper cooking on the fire.

"Dang man, how long have you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go ?"

"Well, '’ve been here since yesterday," Rob begins. "Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said 'guess who ?" I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new see-through nightie.

She took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose pedals all over. On the bed were handcuffs and ropes !

She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and I did. And then she said, 'Now, you can do whatever you want.'

So here I am."

~Wee~


π•‹π•™π•’π•Ÿπ•œπ•€ 𝕗𝕠𝕣 π•“π•–π•šπ•Ÿπ•˜ π•ͺ𝕠𝕦


mufdiver69er2 61M  
1951 posts
12/25/2021 3:22 pm

he'd better enjoy cause..oh my my is he gonna pay !!

woop woop


Weeload2 replies on 12/26/2021 7:09 am:
Like the old saying goes.. not the brightest bulb on the xmas tree for sure

flannel_light 59F  
4586 posts
12/25/2021 5:15 pm

    Quoting mufdiver69er2:
    he'd better enjoy cause..oh my my is he gonna pay !!
He will,pay big time

The Light is shinning and she is lonely and waiting in the darkness.


Weeload2 replies on 12/26/2021 7:10 am:
Amen !

flannel_light 59F  
4586 posts
12/25/2021 5:16 pm

Thanks for the smile on my face today

The Light is shinning and she is lonely and waiting in the darkness.


Weeload2 replies on 12/26/2021 7:11 am:
You're welcome.. it was worth a chuckle

EnigmaInitiative 54F  
6054 posts
12/25/2021 6:37 pm

Hohohoho
hahahahaha
hehehehehe

Bwahahahaa

Good one

This week's HNW: Pink/Hearts (Or Chocolate) is available on the other side.


Weeload2 replies on 12/26/2021 7:12 am:
I agree.. worth the laugh

PonyGirl1965 56F  
22090 posts
12/25/2021 9:17 pm

LOLOL I hope Rob has a great divorce attorney, LOL.


Weeload2 replies on 12/26/2021 7:13 am:
Plus his wallet may be a little thinner after that one !

countryqueen1 72F

12/25/2021 11:29 pm

Guess he didn't think that one through


Weeload2 replies on 12/26/2021 7:13 am:
The guy is a dork !! Passing that up to be with his buddies out camping..

spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
12/26/2021 4:10 am

He's not going to get a friendly homecoming!


Weeload2 replies on 12/26/2021 7:14 am:
If he even gets to go back home lol

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