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After Midnight  

Weeload2 59M
537 posts
12/31/2021 12:10 pm
After Midnight

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise !' Well, the hours passed and the drinks went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit pissed, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT !)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least.

Whew, I got away with that one ! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'

When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times' then said 'oh shit.' Cuckooed 4 more times' cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.



Happy New years everyone. I hope yours goes well too !

I have been missing here for a few days, I am not one to draw attention from misfortune, ill health or fate but I will say one thing. What I have been fighting is not covid. I was checked for it. Just a plain old chest cold that is still kicking my butt.... big time.

Once again, Happy New Years to you and yours !

~Wee~


𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


Weeload2 59M
1104 posts
12/31/2021 12:13 pm

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise !' Well, the hours passed and the drinks went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit pissed, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT !)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least.

Whew, I got away with that one ! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'

When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times' then said 'oh shit.' Cuckooed 4 more times' cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

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Happy New years everyone. I hope yours goes well too !

I have been missing here for a few days, I am not one to draw attention from misfortune, ill health ot fate but I will say one thing. What I have been fighting is not covid. I was checked for it. Just a plain old chest cold that is still kicking my butt.... big time.

Once again, Happy New Years to you and yours !

~Wee~


𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


author51 59F  
130010 posts
12/31/2021 12:46 pm

Sorry to hear you are under the weather this New Years my friend and hope you recover from it shortly.. Happy New Years to you and yours Guitar Man...xoxo


EnigmaInitiative 54F  
6054 posts
12/31/2021 1:34 pm

Haha

Awwww, I hope you feel better soon Wee.

Happy New Year

This week's HNW: Pink/Hearts (Or Chocolate) is available on the other side.


flannel_light 59F  
4586 posts
12/31/2021 1:47 pm

Wee take care of yourself and thanks for making me laugh. I can aways count on you to cheer me up these hard times right now. Have a great New Years

The Light is shinning and she is lonely and waiting in the darkness.


LadiesR2B1rst 59M  
2735 posts
12/31/2021 2:42 pm

Thanks for sharing the laughter. Happy New Year.


mufdiver69er2 61M  
1951 posts
12/31/2021 3:28 pm

all the more reason to have a few hot toddys tonight...do recover quickly?

woop woop


PonyGirl1965 56F  
22090 posts
12/31/2021 11:43 pm

I hope you get to feeling better soon! Try to rest sweetheart!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
1/1/2022 2:59 am

I hope you feel better soon.


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