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And The One Hundred Dollar Winner Is.....  

Weeload2 59M
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12/28/2021 12:58 pm
And The One Hundred Dollar Winner Is.....

Three friends decided to bet each other 100 dollars on who could make their wives scream more during sex.

They all went home to have sex with their wives and make them scream.

The next day they met up again. The first friend said, "I made love to my wife for two hours and she was screaming for at least one-and-a-half hours."

The second friend countered, "That's nothing. I started licking my wife for two hours and she was screaming the whole time and a half-hour after that."

Then the third friend said, "That's pathetic. I made love to my wife for ten minutes, I came a couple times, I wiped my dick in the curtain and she's still screaming !!





Now for the version of how my wife was screaming, LOL (not what you are thinking). Over Christmas, yes we did get snow. We had around 3 inches of snow before all of this white fluff laid down. I believe we picked up around nine or ten inches of snow. My garage door faces east. I have her driving a lifted Jeep Wrangler with 33 inch tires (she wouldn't let me install 35 inch tires on it when I built it, dammit ) But anyway, she headed out to go to her part time weekend job on Sunday. She came back into the house screaming (so to speak). You see the east bound driveway from my garage is uphill to the main road. The north/south driveway runs level alongside the main road as the main road tapers downhill heading north. My house is around one hundred and fifty feet west of the main road. We had a fairly strong wind from the east Saturday night. That left a four foot deep snow drift up the east driveway because of how the snow had drifted over the road during the night and a three foot drift along two hundred and fifty feet of north/south driveway. After going out to start up the Jeep she came back into the house screaming (so to speak) that she will get stuck trying to get to the road. (our starts barking and I told him to shut up) I said that my ATV and plow are out on the west acreas and buried in the new snow that blew in, plus the battery is dead. I said, "It's a Jeep, just plow through it, that's why I built it like that is because of our North Dakota winters." "I will get stuck..." she said. "Look, my tow truck is in front of the house (starts barking again and we both told him to shut up) and that I could winch her out with ease." starts barking once again so I went over to where the center blind of one of the south picture windows is lifted about a foot to see what he was barking at. One of our neighbors down the road a ways over the hill had came onto the estate with a big snowblower and started clearing our driveway with it. The light snow never took him long to clear. He said that they were totally snowed in up and over the hill to the south so he had upened the road. I thanked him to where he said "I owed you one since you normally keep that road open with your ATV." Anyway that night we took a smaller round cake and a cheese cake over to them for their help plus a nice little card tucked between the cakes covers. I wish I got along with all my neighbors that well. So anyway, we had a white Christmas here and still are digging out. Both my snow blowers and my ATV are buried still but it is light snow. When I check for snow cover total on the Ventusky weather site (best live weather site around) it shows us having thirteen point eight inches of snow... it shows too while looking out my west patio doors. The doesn't even want go outside, if he walks down to the lower deck, he disappears under the snow lol. And to think that a week ago we had temps in the upper fourties.... I wasn't ready for this snow.... Enjoy your day !

~Wee~



𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


Weeload2 59M
1104 posts
12/28/2021 12:59 pm

Three friends decided to bet each other 100 dollars on who could make their wives scream more during sex.

They all went home to have sex with their wives and make them scream.

The next day the met up again. The first friend said, "I made love to my wife for two hours and she was screaming for at least one-and-a-half hours."

The second friend countered, "That's nothing. I started licking my wife for two hours and she was screaming the whole time and a half-hour after that."

Then the third friend said, "That's pathetic. I made love to my wife for ten minutes, I came a couple times, I wiped my dick in the curtain and she's still screaming !!

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Now for the version of how my wife was screaming, LOL (not what you are thinking). Over Christmas, yes we did get snow. We had around 3 inches of snow before all of this white fluff laid down. I believe we picked up around nine or ten inches of snow. My garage dooe faces east. I have her driving a lifted Jeep Wrangler with 33 inch tires (she wouldn't let me install 35 inch tires on it when I built it, dammit ) But anyway, she headed out to go to her part time weekend job on Sunday. She came back into the house screaming (so to speak). You see the east bound driveway from my garage is uphill to the main road. The north/south driveway runs level alongside the main road as the main road tapers downhill heading north. My house is around one hundred and fifty feet west of the main road. We had a fairly strong wind from the east Saturday night. That left a four foot deep snow drift up the east driveway because of how the snow had drifted over the road during the night and a three foot drift along two hundred and fifty feet of north/south driveway. After going out to start up the Jeep she came back into the house screaming (so to speak) that she will get stuck trying to get to the road. (our dog starts barking and I told him to shut up) I said that my ATV and plow are out on the west acreas and buried in th enew snow that blew in, plus the battery is dead. I said, "It's a Jeep, just plow through it, that's why I built it like that is because of our North Dakota winters." "I will get stuck..." she said. "Look, my tow truck is in front of the house (dog starts barking again and we both told him to shut up) and that I could winch her out with ease." Dog starts barking once again so I went over to where the center blind of one of the south picture windows is lifted about a foot to see what he was barking at. One of our neighbors down the road a ways over the hill had came inot the estate and started clearing our driveway with it. The light snow never took him long to clear. He said that they were totally snowed in up and over the hill to the south so he had upened the road. I thanked him to where he said "I owed you one since you normally keep that road open with your ATV." Anyway that night we took a smaller round cake and a cheese cake over to them for their help plus a nice little gift card tucked between the cakes covers. I wish I got along with all my neighbors that well. So anyway, we had a white Christmas here and still are digging out. Both my snow blowers and my ATV are buried still but it is light snow. When I check for snow cover total on the Ventusky weather site (best live weather site around) it shows us having thirteen point eight inches of snow... it shows too while looking out my west patio doors. The dog doesn't even want go outside, if he walks down to the lower deck, he disappears under the snow lol. ANd to think that a week ago we had temps in the upper fourties.... I wasn't ready for this snow.... Enjoy your day !

~Wee~


𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
12/28/2021 2:14 pm

I love a white Christmas; we rarely get them here in Nottingham.


jmack6820 66M

12/28/2021 2:23 pm

Great joke....


EnigmaInitiative 54F  
6054 posts
12/28/2021 2:57 pm

Ha!

It was just yesterday that I read North Dakota gets almost as much snow as Alaska.

After three years of Alaska (had the snow drift thing one year that locked us in the house until Army Engineers could get there), I'm happy to say that I have no intention of returning anywhere there's a lot of snow.

This week's HNW: Pink/Hearts (Or Chocolate) is available on the other side.


pagancountrygirl 64F  
6466 posts
12/28/2021 3:26 pm

I just read on the news that Kodiak, AK set a new record high temp on Sunday of 67 degrees! Guess snow was NOT a problem there!

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


Weeload2 59M
1104 posts
12/28/2021 4:00 pm

    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    I love a white Christmas; we rarely get them here in Nottingham.
@spunkycumfun... I would have been happy with the 3 inches that we had left on th eground before this blast. Oh well it isn't a heavy snow, it is just fluff

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


Weeload2 59M
1104 posts
12/28/2021 4:01 pm

@jmack6820 glad that you liked it !

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Weeload2 59M
1104 posts
12/28/2021 4:04 pm

    Quoting  :

@superbjversion2 I sure will !! haha I don't have both fireplaces lit and the house is way warm still. The gas furnace is doing fine, last I checked it was around -6 F outside

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


Weeload2 59M
1104 posts
12/28/2021 4:13 pm

    Quoting EnigmaInitiative:
    Ha!

    It was just yesterday that I read North Dakota gets almost as much snow as Alaska.

    After three years of Alaska (had the snow drift thing one year that locked us in the house until Army Engineers could get there), I'm happy to say that I have no intention of returning anywhere there's a lot of snow.
@EnigmaInitiative The short winter here is a welcomed change. The ones that last from early September intil late March are the ones that get long and drug out. You miss all that snow fun don't ya haha

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


Weeload2 59M
1104 posts
12/28/2021 4:17 pm

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    I just read on the news that Kodiak, AK set a new record high temp on Sunday of 67 degrees! Guess snow was NOT a problem there!
Wow, 67 there. That means we will have a warm spell headed our way. I wonder how deep their frost line is so far this year. If it is shallow, th esnow they have won't last long in those temps. If the frost line is deep the snow will melt down and get hard, eventually freeze into thick ice before going away. These weather patterns have been weird lately but I have seen worse changes over the years

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LadiesR2B1rst 59M  
2735 posts
12/28/2021 6:14 pm

Lol at the "Screaming wife" . Wow. It's seventy degrees in TN . It was seventy three today ?


PonyGirl1965 56F  
22090 posts
12/28/2021 7:57 pm

That is a lot of white fluffy stuff!
Wipe it on my curtains and I would scream too, LOL.


author51 59F  
130010 posts
12/28/2021 11:14 pm

Sounds like you definitely got hit my friend and it was so nice of both your neighbour to dig you out and you and your wife for thanking him with a thoughtful gift. Stay safe Guitar Man...xoxo


CarpeJamie 52M  
289 posts
12/30/2021 1:12 am

The screaming joke had me laughing out loud. Thanks for sharing

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