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Don't Wake Mom !  

Weeload2 58M
548 posts
12/2/2021 9:06 am
Don't Wake Mom !

A man was approached by a coworker at lunch who invited him out for a few beers after work.

The man said that his wife would never go for it, that she does not allow him to go drinking with the guys after work.

The coworker suggested a way to overcome that problem :

"When you get home tonight, sneak into the house, slide down under the sheets, gently slide down your wife's panties, and give her oral sex.

Women love it, and believe me, she'll never mention that you were out late with the boys."

So the man agreed to try it , and went out and enjoyed himself.

Late that night he sneaked into the house, slid down under the sheets, gently slid down his wife's panties, an dgave her oral sex.

She moaned and groaned with pleasure, but after a little while, he realized he had to pee, so he told her he would be right back, got out of bed and walked down the hallway to the bathroom.

When he opened the door and went in, he was surprised to see his wife sitting on the toilet.

"How did you get in here ?" he asked.

"Shhhhhhhh", she replied, "You'll wake up my mother !"



~Weee~


𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


Weeload2 58M
1104 posts
12/2/2021 9:06 am

A man was approached by a coworker at lunch who invited him out for a few beers after work.

The man said that his wife would bever go for it, that she does not allow him to go drinking with the guys after work.

The coworker suggested a way to overcome that problem :

"When you get home tonight, sneak into the house, slide down under the sheets, gently slide down your wife's panties, and give her oral sex.

Women love it, and believe me, she'll never mention that you were out late with the boys."

So the man agreed to try it , and went out and enjoyed himself.

Late that night he sneaked into the house, slid down under the sheets, gently slid down his wife's panties, an dgave her oral sex.

She moaned and groaned with pleasure, but after a little while, he realized he had to pee, so he told her he would be right back, got out of bed and walked down the hallway to the bathroom.

When he opened the door and went in, he was surprised to see his wife sitting on the toilet.

"How did you get in here ?" he asked.

"Shhhhhhhh", she replied, "You'll wake up my mother !"

~Weee~

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


spunkycumfun 61M/66F  
40495 posts
12/2/2021 11:20 am

At least he'll now get on great with his mother-in-law!


author51 59F  
128956 posts
12/2/2021 11:50 am

Love that one Guitar Man. xoxo

You can never have enough JOY in your life..xoxo

WICKED WEDNESDAY YOUR MUSE


PonyGirl1965 56F
21384 posts
12/2/2021 10:19 pm

LOL Cowboy would have died! LOL


Weeload2 58M
1104 posts
12/3/2021 6:46 am

    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    At least he'll now get on great with his mother-in-law!
By the sound of it, he got a pee hard on.... hahaha

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


Weeload2 58M
1104 posts
12/3/2021 6:46 am

    Quoting author51:
    Love that one Guitar Man. xoxo
You're welcome hun...

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


Weeload2 58M
1104 posts
12/3/2021 6:48 am

That's funny right there Pony lol

Personally I think I could tell the difference under cover !


𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


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