Computer Aided Dating

The Virgin  

Weeload2 58M
548 posts
12/3/2021 8:32 am
The Virgin

A Lawyer got married to a woman who previously had been married 12 times
On their wedding night, they settled into the bridal suite at their hotel and the bride asked her new groom "Please be gentle. I am still a virgin."
This puzzled the groom, since after 12 marriages, he thought that at least one of the husbands would have been able to perform.
He asked his new bride to explain the phenomenom.
She responded:
"My first husband was a Sales Represenativewho spent the entire marriage telling me, in grandiose terms how good it would be."
"My second husband was from Software Services, he was never quite sure how it was supposed to function, but he promised to the documentation."
"My third husband was from Field Services and repeatidly said that everything was diagnostically OK, but couldn't get the system up."
"My 4th husband was from Educational Services and you know the old saying 'Those who CAN... do, and those who can't.. teach."
"My 5th husband was from the Telemarketing Department. He knew he had the order, but he wasn't quite sure when he was going to be able to deliver."
"My sixth husband was an Engineer. He told me that he understood the basic process but needed three years research, implement, and design a new state of the art method."
"My seventh husband was form Finance and Administration, he knew how but he just wasn't sure if it was his job or not."
"My eigth husband was from Standards and Regulations, and he told me that he met the minimum standards but regulations weren't clear on how to do it."
"My nineth husband was a Marketing Manager, even though he had the product, he wasn't sure how to position it."
"My tenth husband was a psychiacrist. All he wanted to do was to talk about it."
"My eleventh husband was a gynecologist, and all he wanted to do was look at it."
"My twelfth husband was a Stamp Collector, and all he wanted to do was.... God I miss him."
"So now I have married you and I am really excited."
"Why is that ?" asked the Lawyer.
"Well, it should be obvious ! You're a Lawyer !! I just know that I am going to get screwed this time !!! "



~Wee~


𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


Weeload2 58M
1104 posts
12/3/2021 8:33 am

A lawer got married to a woman who previously had been married 12 times
On their wedding night, the settled into the bridal suite at their hotel and the bride asked her new groom "Please be gentle. I am still a virgin."
This puzzled the groom, since after 12 marriages, he thought that at least one of the husbands would have been able to perform.
He asked his new bride to explain the phenomenom.
She responded:
"My first husband was a Sales Represenativewho spent the entire marriage telling me, in grandiose terms how good it would be."
"My second husband was from Software Services, he was never quite sure how it was supposed to function, but he promised to send me the documentation."
"My third husband was from Field Services and repeatidly said that everything was diagnostically OK, but couldn't get the system up."
"My 4th husband was from Educational Services and you know the old saying 'Those who CAN... do, and those who can't.. teach."
"My 5th husband was from the Telemarketing Department. He knew he had the order, but he wasn't quite sure when he was going to be able to deliver."
"My sixth husband was an Engineer. He told me that he understood the basic process but needed three years research, implement, and design a new state of the art method."
"My seventh husband was form Finance and Administration, he knew how but he just wasn't sure if it was his job or not."
"My eigth husband was from Standards and Regulations, and he told me that he met the minimum standards but regulations weren't clear on how to do it."
"My nineth husband was a Marketing Manager, even though he had the product, he wasn't sure how to position it."
"My tenth husband was a psychiacrist. All he wanted to do was to talk about it."
"My eleventh husband was a gynecologist, and all he wanted to do was look at it."
"My twelfth husband was a Stamp Collector, and all he wanted to do was.... God I miss him."
"So now I have married you and I am really excited."
"Why is that ?" asked the Lawyer.
"Well, it should be obvious ! You're a Lawyer !! I just know that I am going to get screwed this time !!! "

~Wee~

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


Tmptrzz 59F  
106114 posts
12/3/2021 12:14 pm

That's a good one.. thanks for the afternoon laughs. I hope your Friday is a great start to your weekend..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


LadiesR2B1rst 58M  
2326 posts
12/3/2021 2:08 pm

Lol . She should have married a Banker. He would know more about deposits. Thanks for the laugh.


Weeload2 58M
1104 posts
12/3/2021 2:30 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    That's a good one.. thanks for the afternoon laughs. I hope your Friday is a great start to your weekend..
Thank you trzz.. back atcha !

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


PonyGirl1965 56F
21384 posts
12/3/2021 9:50 pm

LOL That's great!


author51 59F  
128956 posts
12/3/2021 10:27 pm

You always know how to make me smile Guitar Man.....Love it.xoxo

You can never have enough JOY in your life..xoxo

WICKED WEDNESDAY YOUR MUSE


Weeload2 58M
1104 posts
12/4/2021 4:31 am

    Quoting LadiesR2B1rst:
    Lol . She should have married a Banker. He would know more about deposits. Thanks for the laugh.
With her luck all she would have gotten were withdrawals !

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


Weeload2 58M
1104 posts
12/4/2021 4:32 am

It took her 12 times to turn pro lol

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


Weeload2 58M
1104 posts
12/4/2021 4:33 am

    Quoting author51:
    You always know how to make me smile Guitar Man.....Love it.xoxo
Smile ? ... alright, where do I gotta tickle to make you giggle ? ha

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


spunkycumfun 61M/66F  
40495 posts
12/4/2021 4:54 am

When dating, I always stayed clear of lawyers.


Weeload2 58M
1104 posts
12/4/2021 7:24 am

    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    When dating, I always stayed clear of lawyers.
hahahaha good point !

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


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