UPDATE AUGUST 2013 I am now part of a play COUPLE [member MrandMrsSlunt] This doesn't mean we only play together; however we very much enjoy the deepening bond, both physical and emotional, how they reinforce and resonate with each other. We are both late blooming, eager explorers...you might enjoy time spent sharing your world with ours. So, please check out that profile (it's just Standard, so for us to initiate contact, a message will come from my gold membership here). Meanwhile, if you want to know what I am (/was) about on my own, read on.... Very eager, open Switch, out of my cage. Likewise hungry kitty wanted, not de-clawed, and smoking hot (understand: just looks, it's not; it's what you do with what you got). Let's play, and hunt, together. Clean, safe, respectful: of course. Freaks okay; psychos, no way. Yes, I'm a nice guy...when the alternative is not called for. Also very bright, witty, funny, unusual sense of humour, creative, musical, educated, sophisticated, too smart for my own good at times, naive and a bit thick others, sweet and charming happy little boy underneath it all. ---{§§§}--- Recently separated after more than 20 faithful years of marriage. The are grown, and the restless hunter I pretended not to be, has returned. Very loyal, but not seeking exclusivity. I want adventurous, challenging playmates: smart, funny, cultured, music loving, word loving, and good. Friends...honest, compassionate, responsible, trustworthy, and respectful...with a wicked awesome taste for Benefits intense, wild, even perverse. I don't want a revolving door... my dance card has room for a select few. No judgement, no guilt, no unexpressed expectations. Are you ready? Will you challenge me? PLEASE PUT THIS WARNING ON YOUR PROFILE. WARNING: Any institutions using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You do NOT have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum; both current and in future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and you will be subject to legal ramifications.

My Ideal Person (Certain individuals expressed a preference for an earlier profile... goes along with gee male,and that would be: pinkkittytrainer. Enjoy...)

Are you looking for long term, the social scene, or a sugar daddy? It ain't me, babe. I'm more of a Cat Trainer. If you have a naughty, hungry kitty... let me lick it into shape. Perhaps she has a hole that needs caulking. Or maybe she's purring with contentment, butt her neighbour needs attention. Lip service can sometimes do the trick; butt it won't fix that hollow, empty feeling. Let me handle it. I'll get to the root of the problem. A solid, long lasting solution is available, practically at your fingertips. Full installation is typically completed in an afternoon, although a preliminary visit is often mutually desirable: for a full assassment and inspection; to lay out tools and supply chains; and to firm up details; or just to meet kitty! Subsequent visits arranged as required: for touch ups, maintenance, additional services, referrals, etc. - or just to strip it all down and start over!

All services free of charge.
Custom work considered.
Satisfaction guaranteed.

Does that pique your interest? Good. If I'm hard to find here, it may be because I am training... Fish. No wait, that can't be right... Oh, I know: it's because there are Plenty Of Cats in the sea... Wait, still not right. Oh well, must be some combination of the two, you'll figure it out, you'll need to look for a BigElectricCat... or not.

[And, if you want the standard, general description, read on:]

Smart, funny, good-hearted, creative, musical, opinionated, educated, iconoclast, gourmet, gourmand, class clown, smartass, noisy, horny, raunchy, woman-loving fool.

I suck at smalltalk (typical for those of us with ADD), but get me going about something interesting and I'll probably have plenty to say. And (ADD again), I can get pretty confusing pretty fast, because I make all sorts of tangential connections, skipping from point to point and topic to topic until i've lost (or offended) nearly everyone in the room except the two people laughing their asses off 'cuz they get it (and often I'm one of those people; sometimes both.)

I like serious, important stuff, like Democracy Now; I like very silly stuff, like wearing giant Mickey Mouse gloves – especially while driving.

Love movies, music, good books, good food (put your hands up, who doesn't like good food); country-dark star-filled skies; electrical storms; animals; nature; silence (do you know how many places there are on this planet where you can escape any man-made noise, including the distant whine of a plane, for at least 20 minutes at a time? Not too many. Not enough. You can count them on your fingers and toes.)

On the other hand, if you can't get silence... I love to sing-a! I'm a good singer, too. Soul, R&B, blues, rock, punk, alternative (whatever that is), jazz standards; even barbershop. I like almost every kind of music, including C&W and some (& blues, jazz, soul, rock, power pop, classical, and just about everything except deathmetal).

And I like sex. From barely touching (think of a blindfold, a feather, an ice cube, a candle, a finger, a hand, and a mouth), to the slow stroke (think Barry White), to wall banging, wake-the-whole-neighbourhood Hot and Nasty.

I am here...
to be naughty...
with you.